Our Figures are Slipping
Season: 1
First Shown: 28 March 1973
Eep! Sales figures are down on the ladies' and men's counters, and management decides to take drastic action...though Mrs. Slocombe rather they fix her sticky drawers first. Mr. Rumbold wants the staff to stay behind after hours for a sales training course. Naturally, no one wants to stay even one minute after half past five and it's a grumpy group that's sitting at the table as Mr. Rumbold attempts to teach them the fine art of salesmanship. Mrs. Slocombe wants to get home to tend to her pussy, and Mr. Lucas is trying to talk Miss Brahms into accompanying him to the cinema to see "The Unsatisfied Virgin." "Training" progresses...not too well...when a surprise visit from Young Mr. Grace, to see what they've learned, has the staff on their toes. Will the staff perform well for Mr. Grace? Will Mr. Grace even notice? And most important of all, will Mr. Lucas get the Unsatisfied Virgin?
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