Dear Sexy Knickers
Season: 1
First Shown: 21 March 1973

Mr. Lucas wants to hook up with Miss Brahms, and decides to draft a little love note ("If you don't ask, you don't get!"). Addressing it to "Dear Sexy Knickers," he tries to send the note over to the Ladies' Counter, but Captain Peacock intercepts it and unwittingly gives it to Mrs. Slocombe! She thinks it's from Peacock, and calls him to arrange a rendezvous; he's clueless about it. After denying it, the women conclude that it was for Miss Brahms! So she calls Captain Peacock, but her reaction is less than warm. As she is screaming him, Mr. Granger picks up the phone and gets an earful of Miss Brahms' screaming! The mess is finally straightened out...almost: Mrs. Slocombe thinks the note was for her by Mr. Lucas! And of course, she's still eager to meet in the park and get it together!

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